Joanie "Chyna" Lauer is back at it.. with her own "battle royale" IF YOU WILL *dusty rhodes voice* The new pornstar is doing a porn off her wrestling gimmick.. it was only time right..
From TMZ, who I’m gonna pretend are using ellipses because you need to pause and take a breather in the middle to get out these sentences:
Former WWE superstar Chyna is finally getting back in the ring … taking on 9 dudes at the same time … except it’s for a porno movie.
TMZ has learned … Chyna was totally serious about pursuing a XXX career … and just wrapped up on a Royal Rumble-inspired flick in which she locks up with a bunch of dudes who all look like famous wrestlers … including a wannabe Hulk Hogan, wannabe Triple H, wannabe Ric Flair and more.
If this is gonna be a REAL Royal Rumble.. we need 20 more dudes right.. I just wouldnt wanna be the 30th dude.. eff that..
