Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...

Jew Rawls Jr. Jr.:

NBA JAMZ!

Crazy YouTube Video of the Day

The gif at the end says it all...

Just Another Reason to Love Jay-Z

I meant to post this a couple of days ago but I got lazy, so sue me. According to this article from the New York Daily News, HOV is all about getting his taxes raised, as long as there's one caveat:

"I wouldn't mind paying more taxes if it went to the things that really mattered," Jay-Z told CNN. "If it went to education, to people in poverty, if it went to the right things, I wouldn't mind."

Amen my man, amen.

Jessica Biel on Letterman

Video of the Day

not bad for a recording in a kitchen...

Random Links...

Just wanted to share two ways you can waste your time at your cubicle this afternoon:

http://therapboard.com/ (in case you want to prank your friends over the phone, or get a celebrity on your new mix tape track)

AND

http://watchthecradle.tumblr.com/ (in case you think nothing goes better with Jay and 'Ye than babies)

Please enjoy leave your thoughts in the comment section.

Brett Ratner finally does something clever.

Before Brett Ratner got fired from his Producing gig at next year's Oscars for using a gay slur, I saw this article on "What Would Tyler Durden Do?" about the Tower Heist director forcing Lindsay Lohan to get tested before he would have sex with her:

"'Before I have sex with a girl, I do do one weird thing,” Ratner said. “I do take ‘em to the doctor and check ‘em out. I’m like a cootie freak. I’m a germaphobe. I’m a hypochondriac. Before I go all the way, I send the girl to the doctor and check them for everything. My doctor has a test to tell if you’re going to catch something in the future even.”
Lohan obliged, came back ‘clean’ and the couple enjoyed a few months of fun before she discovered Ratner was cheating on her with at least one Victoria’s Secret model Alina Puscau."

That's just awesome. And as such I had the following reaction...

What the Fuck Deon Grant?

One of the main bones of contention we as American's have been able to hold over whiny, cry baby European Soccer players (other than the fact that things only get exciting for about 2 seconds of a 90+ minute match on the Soccer pitch) is that our Football doesn't have losers flopping like little drama queens. Now that is seriously being called into question. If there is one rule that I think the NFL needs to crackdown on, it's this. Play like men.

Article Here

Meanwhile in Norway...

My New Favorite Picture

Diddy, Pharrell and Oprah.

From this site enjoy.

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If you use Firefox, follow these instructions to help ensure you won't be attacked by a malware program trying to steal your personal info.

here's the why:

http://www.computerweekly.com/Articles/2011/08/30/247730/Microsoft-warns-of-fraudulent-digital-certificate-issued-by.htm

I thought the same thing while watching last night's VMA's

Kids are stupid

Just had to share

"Being a Mother is the Most Difficult Job on the Planet"

This classic stand-up bit from Bill Burr is for the fellas out there. Ladies that are easily offended might want to move on (but are probably the ones that should be listening the most).

This is why I don't play the Wii...

That, and I'm over the age of 13.

Domino's Pizza Tracker Saves Dude's Life

Obviously it involves a psycho ex-girlfriend. Good work Alejandro!

Battlefield 3 In-Game Video Looks Sick

I'm an old man, I'm tired of getting the n-bomb dropped on me by 13 year old kids from Sarasota. This is why I will no longer be a customer of the Call of Duty franchise. As such Battlefield 3 looks right up my alley.

"Cultural Differences"

dude just eats the butter...

Wish I Had the Balls

And the cash.